WELL I HATE TO SAY ATOLDASO BUT I FUCKIN ATOLD A SO !

you starting to make me feel unclean

You should do this crystal meditation, it really cleanses your DNA of the Holocaust

Life is great.
Without it, you'd be dead.

Seriously, who did pineapple sleep with to be considered a pizza topping?

When my girlfriend and I fight,
I tighten the top to every jar and bottle in the house

вот оно счатье. приехали. встаем на якорь.